Does anybody get the Speed reference? Man I'm old, as my smoking hot African GF reminds me every day.
The question about who should be the Flames captain does have an objectively true answer though. And if you get it wrong, well I'm not saying you should have your Flame fandom revoked, but I certainly wouldn't oppose letting Torquemada ask you a few pointed questions.
I feel a flow chart would be useful here.
Should the Flames name a captain?
Should it be Backlund? Wrong
Correct answer, Flames fan To the Rack with you
It's really not that complicated.