BRING BACK THE SMOKING AREAS AT THE SADDLEDOME

For those that didn't know, the Flames removed the smoking areas from the Saddledome this year. 

I used to use those smoking areas to meet girls.

Through two games this season, I haven't gotten a single phone number. I've barely seen any pussy worth pursuing. It's tragic.

I need the smoking areas back. Sign the fucking petition.

Is This The Most Vancouver Thing Ever?

From Sportsnet: Panthers' Matheson had death threats after hit on Canucks Petterson 

"...but there are thousands of people commenting things on my social media pages — sending me (Matheson) death threats, wishing I would commit suicide or get cancer — that’s bringing things to a whole new level. People have even threatened my dog.”"

Threatening someone's dog.  "We're going to light your dog on fire bro" Bong hit.

Never change, Vancouver. Never change.

Calgary Flames Post: On Deterrents

Johnny Hockey is getting hit a lot this season, and it is causing quite the concern among the locals.

Or maybe not. When I drove to work this morning the sports morning show guys didn't bring it up, and I missed Peter Maher on the other station, so I don't know if he brought it up. But normal people are talking about it, I talked about it in the stands with the fellow fans at the game last night, and Eric Francis wrote an article on the national sport website about it.

I'm assuming it's a topic.

Now, I will admit, I like enforcers. I will also admit that Team Enforcer has lost this war, and the enforcer is effectively dead. So how do you protect Johnny from hits, late hits, dirty hits, in this new wide open age?

To me, the answer is simple, and the answer is to answer. That is, if a team hits Johnny late, then someone on the Flames needs to hit the other teams star player after the whistle. If someone knees on knees Johnny, then someone on the Flames should slew foot the other teams star player. And on and on.

Eye for an eye. Answer dirty or late or cheap hits with dirty or late or cheap hits of your own. I think that's the only way to do it in this open age of no enforcers.

There are other things that should happen, but won't, but I will still suggest them. The biggest guy on the Flames side, as far as forwards go, when Johnny is on the ice is Monahan. Monahan is going to have to stand up for Johnny one of these days. Now, when I say that, I mean it like: If Johnny is hit, Monahan should find the smallest opposition forward that is on the ice, and go attack him. Not every game, but at least once, and the earlier the better.

I have another idea about this, I call this one the nuclear option, and that is that the next time Johnny takes a late or dirty hit, the Flames coach should send his entire bench over the boards and start a brawl. The purpose of this in reality isn`t to beat up the other team: It`s to send a message to the NHL, and essentially embarrass them into protecting the star player.

Is there any other league in the North America where you could hit a star player after the whistle and not get ejected from the game? I want to keep hockey hockey, but I'm not paying 2 grand a seat for my season tickets to watch scrubs play. I pay it to see players like 13. So last night, as an example, when Johnny got hit after the whistle in the third, the refs gave the guy a 2 minute interference penalty. Ok. They should have given the guy another 2 minutes for unsportsmanlike, or roughing. He should have received a four minute penalty. 

So, to summarize, I think the solution with regards to Johnny getting hit isn't to ice a slug who can't play to fight another slug who can't play. I think it's to ice a player who will go after the other teams good players.

Furthermore, I think Derek Wills should be fired.

Go Shit On Calgary Politicians Attempt To Steal Our Money For A Vanity Project

The would be thieves have a website set up to 'hear' from the citizenry about the looting of the treasury under the guise of the olympics.

Go shit on it.

My suggestion? Say something like: We could be spending this money on libraries! The 'yes we want to burn our money on a pile' crowd hate that shit.

Remember, use judo. The 'yes' crowd are cucks. So use the shit cucks love as a negative against the olympics.

Examples:

- We could be using this money to heal the wounds of the aboriginal community

- This money could be better used furthering the integration of woman and minorities into the fabric of society

- I'd rather see this money used to enhance the experience of the LGBT community

- The environmental impact of the games will take mother earth centuries to recover from

- Rather than use this money to throw a party for the rich, this money could be used to help the poor

You know, shit like that. Make them choose between their fake pious bullshit and their desire for the olympics. I think it's a good tactic.

President Trump Is The Only Human Being On The Planet To Ever Get A Refund From A Hooker.

Not my line. I saw it on the internet. But it was too good not to share.

Dude's had a good few months here. He hasn't even outed the domestic spying operation against him yet. Does he bomb the agencies pre or post midterms?

Is This The Greatest Hotel In The World?

Well? Is it?

Pepsi's New York Area Commercial Is Terrible

First off, my new season tickets in the 'Dome are sweet. I can't go back to sitting in the 300's now. I'd give up my tickets rather than move back. Sitting in the second level...you feel like a human. You can see the jumbotron, you can see the fire, you can see the players, and most importantly, the fans you sit with are also fans of the home team. Just a better game experience all around.

The $10.50 beers are real. Fuck that. They did this 'happy hour' thing that went to game start where beers were half off, which was cool. The beer guy said that was a home opener thing though, and usually happy hour ends well before the game starts. Fuck that.

Ok...now: I'm listening to ESPN New York Radio and they just played a Pepsi commercial and I'm going to lose my mind.

First off, it's one of those new Pepsi commercials ("This is the pepsi your mom drank") and it's voiced by a guy who sounds like a dweeb, as it is. So this guy goes: This is the pepsi you drink courtside while your team gets a breakaway and (and then the 'announcer' in the background goes) 'He shoots he scores!'

Catch that? Courtside. Breakaway. Wow. Why would you even run that on a sports station?

Anyway, Pepsi hates Jews so I don't drink it anyway, and it tastes like warmed over piss, so I don't drink it anyway, but because of this commercial I implore you not to drink it anyway.

Furthermore, I think Derek Wills should be fired.