When the robot uprising does begin, I'm going to sell humanity out and become a cyborg. With a ray gun. Pretty neat.
Only send your parents to a home if you hate them.
So warn them to be nice to you, otherwise you'll see to it that their genitals rot off.
Was it coming from San Francisco?
And now to be serious for a moment:
There's a story about dating apps promoting hedonism. Meh. Women being free from shame for sleeping around and being unmarried at 30 promotes hedonism (sorry not sorry). But as a guy who has profited because of this, please take what I am telling you to heart. While it is fun to be post 30 and smashing teenagers, it is very empty.
I have some married friends, and sometimes they tell me, man I envy you, can still go out, play the field, and I'm like, dude, no no no, being married with kids is much better than what I'm doing. And it is.
Like, the dating app lifestyle is corrosive to your soul. I slapped the shit out of a woman recently while she was giving me a blowjob because I didn't feel she was doing it good enough. She loved it. She loved getting 'beat up' while sucking my cock. That's fucked up man. And that's what you meet out there.
And because you need to be a certain way with girls to be successful, it ruins the romanticism about girls. When you go down the game lifestyle and see certain techniques produce certain results, you kinda don't even view them as human beings anymore. I doubt I'll ever be able to fall in love again.
What I'm saying is that you should find someone and get married when you are young. Don't listen to the bullshit about staying single till your over 30. For men, yeah they can get away with it, but it's gonna impact you. For woman...do not be single at 30. Do not. Do you know how I treat women who are older than 30? And they have to let you, because they are over 30. You don't want that.
Flames first place! I told you they were Cup bound.