Thursday, December 6, 2018

Feel Good Post Of The Week

Submitted without comment:

“Upon police arrival, officers found Bates in the bathroom with the door open while masturbating and simultaneously attempting to penetrate his anus with the handle of the toilet bowl scrubber,” borough Police Chief Kenneth Ehrenberg said in a statement.
“This act was witnessed by several adult females who were in the office,” he added.

And to think, when I want to add a little spice, I use my left hand. So pedestrian. 

Tuesday, December 4, 2018

Dating In The Current Year - Death By Fat Broad Edition

Instapundit used to do this bit but I can't remember what he used to call it. 21st century relationships?

Anyway:

The 44-year-old Thomas admitted killing Keeno Butler last March, partially by lying on top of him. Thomas weighs about 300 pounds, while the 44-year-old Butler weighed about 120 pounds.
This is something I've noticed, and it disturbs me. A 300 pound woman should not have a lover, period. But there are...'men'...out there who will fuck these broads.

Fellas...stop rewarding this behaviour. You should not be so desperate for pussy that you even entertain fucking 6's and below. Stop that shit. Stop that shit now. The reason you have 5's acting like they are 8's is because you have a huge amount of men out there willing to fuck a 5. Stop that shit now. Guys, remember: YOU ARE THE PRIZE

It continues:

Thomas was reportedly drunk and wanted to smoke crack when the pair got into an argument that ended in Butler's death.

At least the story had a happy ending. 

Alberta Is Full Of Cuck Pussies, Accepts Carbon Tax, Unlike The Manly And Virile French

Fuck Alberta. What the fuck happened to you? You used to be cool.

Now you whimper like a tamed dog at the heels of the federal and provincial governments tax increases. Carbon tax? Sure, we'll take it. Please sir, do you have some more?

Disgraceful.

Albertans, if they could untuck their heads from between their tails, should emulate the mighty French, who successfully protested the imposition of the purely religious carbon tax legislation.

And Notley isn't a bigger pussy than Macron. It would have taken 3 days of protests to save the province, and none of us had the balls to do it. Closest thing was when the farmers drove their trucks up to the capital, and even then they turned around after a couple of hours.

Shameful.

Albertans: Bigger surrender specialists than the French.

Monday, December 3, 2018

Arc de Triomphe Vandalized

I like the rioters in France. Climate change is a marxist conspiracy, and if they ask you to pay that much for gas, the only choice for a man is to riot.

The yellow vests apparently smashed up the Arc de Triomphe. Well, vandalized it,and smashed some of the artifacts inside.

I was on wikipedia, and saw this:

After the interment of the Unknown Soldier, however, all military parades (including the aforementioned post-1919) have avoided marching through the actual arch. The route taken is up to the arch and then around its side, out of respect for the tomb and its symbolism. Both Hitler in 1940 and de Gaulle in 1944 observed this custom.

So, while I like the yellow vest protesters, Hitler, you know, Hitler, thought it was uncouth to violate that monument.

Vive le Roi