Thursday, October 4, 2018

Calgary Flames Post: Welp, That Was A Disaster

I don't know if I'm going to do this every game, but I'll do one for the opener. What the hell was that?

Like, I want this coach fired after one game. What the hell was that? If he doesn't bag skate these fuckers...

I mean, they could have hired Darryl Sutter. Fuck.

And what the fuck was going on with the powerplay? After last season, where the powerplay was fucking shit, you'd think the number one priority would be to bring in someone who can plan a fucking powerplay. These guys spent a fucking period on the powerplay and couldn't score. The fuck!

There are better teams than Vancouver, the Flames know that, right?

The lines were fucking weird. Why the hell do you sign a scorer in James Neal and then play him on the third line? With fucking a rookie!

I don't know, there seems to be a lot of pussy-itus still left on this team, after the team made a loud and public effort to get rid of the pussy-itus on the team.

I thought Burke had a good point on the TV yesterday, if you want to be a tough team, you need to ice guys who can be tough. If you want a deterrent to the other team hitting your fancy players, you need a player who can scare them. The Flames don't have any players like that. OK, that's not the end of the world. The deterrent then can't be physical. The deterrent has to be the ability to score on the powerplay. And these fuckers can't do that.

Frustrating.

I liked the european we got from Carolina. I thought he was ok. He looks like a guy who can take the puck away and wants to make plays. I don't see how that works on a line with 13 and 23. He doesn't look like a goal scorer.

I think I'd go with Lindholm with Neal and Backlund. And I'd play Tkachuk with 13 and 23. Frolik with the two new guys, and Jankowksi with Bennett and...who the fuck is the last forward? Whoever it is. Dube I guess. That's me though.

Just one game though.

Furthermore, I think Derek Wills should be fired.

Wednesday, October 3, 2018

Calgary Flames Post: Season Starts

The Flames season starts tonight and you know what? I'm actually excited about it.

I guess I'm excited about it every year, because I'm a mark, but this year is especially exciting because the team actually spent some money during the offseason. I'm also excited because I upgraded my season tickets this year, going from the nosebleeds to the second level.

Can the Flames make the playoffs? I don't know, I hope they can. I think on paper they have a team where I would be disappointed if they didn't. To me, the main thing is the goaltender needs to play well and stay healthy, otherwise the season is toast. Forward depth should be there and the defence should be able to play a little bit. I actually like the roster a lot.

The best move of the offseason was when they fired Gulutzan. Now we will all see whether or not Gulutzan was the problem or not. I think he was but who knows, time will tell. He got bit by the goalie getting hurt last year. Gulutzan's line usage was bananas so that should improve with him gone. The biggest inditement against Gulutzan, to me, was that Sam Bennett got worse under him.

I'd have prefered they signed Sutter to coach, so I don't go into the season with an automatic love for Peters. He's going to have to show something to win me over. Let's hope he does. You didn't see too many people in Carolina crying over his getting released from his contract. That could be a tell.

The shitty-no-good-terrible-awful third jersey the team used last year has been mercifully retired, and the cool-awesome-just-the-best-and-should-be-the-full-time retro jersey is back as the third. I like that move, can you tell? And I'll just repeat myself, the retro jersey should be the regular jersey. Hell, the white jersey should be the regular home jersey, but that's a whole other battle.

What I like:
- Team isn't constructed to rely on Sam Bennett scoring (ie: they brought in a real scorer in Neal).
- They traded The Pussy (Hamilton).
-  Brought in some forwards that should push the other players on the bottom six to be better. There is some competition now, and some of these guys could play up, so the pressure to play well should be there for most of the roster.

What I don't like:
- I don't think they addressed the goaltending depth. Very scary.
- Did they have to trade Ferland? If they had this roster plus Ferland you'd be feeling really good about scoring.
- The team is relying on TJ Brodie not sucking. He has sucked for two seasons now. Big gamble.

I could be missing stuff. But all in all I am excited about the team, and if you hit me with truth serum I'd say this team makes the playoffs and surprises people when it gets there.

Furthermore, I think Derek Wills should be fired.

Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Reminder: You Are Either Actively Fighting The Communists, Or You Are Collaborating With Them

That's it. The title of this post is what I wanted to say. Remember.

I don't even care how old the Benny Benassi Public Enemy remix is, I bump to that shit.

I added this sri lankan dude to my dodgeball team because I thought it would be an in to the sri lankan girls. This dude claims he doesn't know any. Pathetic. I can't even with the whites or the asians anymore.

I bumbled a black chick with huge titties, hopefully she sends me a message. That's it. Nothing else.

I had a girl over on the weekend and she gave me a rimjob, which is pretty hot, because it is so nasty. Nasty ass girl was mad I didn't call her the next day. I'm supposed to want to wife a girl I met on the internet who ate my ass the first time we fucked? Women.

I just googled if Phil Collins was dead. He isn't. Good news. Love 'I can't dance'.

Actually I take it back. White girls who can shuffle dance are better than hindu chicks. But they need to have pigtails. That's the law, Cremshaw.

Maybe get a blister on your thumb.