Saturday, June 11, 2011

Pros And Cons

Tony Washington edition! (Hit the game show music!)

Pro: Tony Washington is 6'6", 305 pounds. He has 35 1/2-inch long arms. 

Con: Tony Washington slept with his sister.

Pro: Tony Washington, at the NFL Combine, bench pressed 225 lbs 33 times. He was also the top performer among OL's in the broad jump category.

Con: Tony Washington slept with his sister.

Pro: Tony Washington, in highschool, earned All-League honours. His first year in college, he won 'first team all-Southwest Junior College Football Conference' honours. The next year, he won 'first team all-Lone Star Conference South Division' honours, and also won the divisions Offensive Lineman of the Year award. He was a first team all-American that year. The year after that, he won the Lone Star Conference Offensive Lineman of the Year award again.

Con: Tony Washington slept with his sister.

Pro: Tony Washington was a leading factor in the ACU Wildcats league leading offense in 2008 and in 2009. A dominate LT, Washington helped power his team, in 2008, to the leagues top offense (558.8 ypg, 52.3 ppg), while he himself ranked second in the league for sacks allowed per game (0.67). In 2009, Washington anchored his teams offensive ground attack, which would see the Wildcats rush offense rank second in the league (170 rushing yards per game, 24 rushing td's).

Con: Tony Washington slept with his sister.

Pro: Tony Washington has been projected by a variety of scouts as a top flight talent. "Based on sheer ability, Washington would project as a probable first-round pick," thought Rotoworld. CBSsports reported that various scouts had Washington ranked, on pure athleticism alone, as a second round talent. Mike Mayock has been reported to have given him a first to second round talent evaluation.

Con: Tony Washington slept with his sister.

So, to summarize:

Pro: Tony Washington, while still very raw, is an exceptional talent that, under normal circumstances, would not normally be available to the CFL or the Calgary Stampeders.

Con: Tony Washington slept with his sister.

Furthermore, I think Peter Loubardias should be fired.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

The Sabbatical Continues

Back Thursday or Friday.

In the meantime... Hey, who wants to hear some KRS-One?




Just about every line in this song is a classic hip hop rhyme. But we will leave you with this:

I'm not sayin I'm number one, uhh I'm sorry, I lied / I'm number one, two, three, four and five /Stop wastin your money on marketing schemes /and pretty packages pushin dreams to the beams /A dope MC is a dope MC /With or witout a record deal, all can see / And that's who KRS be son / I'm not the run of mill, cause for the mill I don't run

Furthermore, I think Peter Loubardias should be fired.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Slow Week

We are probably going to be busy until the later half of this week. We wouldn't be expecting a post on Monday or even Wednesday, but who knows.

Hey, who wants some Marie Laveau?



One of our favourite stanza's in country:

But old handsome Jack he said goodbye Marie
You're too damned ugly for a rich man like me
Then Marie started mumblin', her fangs started gnashin'
Her body started tremblin', and her eyes started flashin'
And she went (growl) another man done gone.

'Growl' doesn't do the scream justice.

And, yo, end the raft ban. The more idiots that drown, the more grieving girlfriends for the men who know how to swim.

Furthermore, I think Peter Loubardias should be fired.