Thursday, February 7, 2019

WTF I Hate The Raptors Now

They traded my favourite player on the team, JV.

The last time the Raptors traded my favourite player on the team, Rudy Gay, it actually worked out. The time before that when the Raptors traded my favourite player on the team, Charlie V, it did not work out.

I do not like it when the Raptors trade players I like. JV was a good.

Eh, the Raptors will not be making the Eastern Finals. Trading a scoring PF for a scoring PF doesn't strike me as too great of an add. They needed to keep the team they had and add to it a scorer, either a wing or a guard. They don't have enough as is.

They should have traded for Lou Williams.

Anyway, I hate the Raptors now. Go Bucks.

Wednesday, February 6, 2019

I Just Got One Comment On The SOTU: Why Are They Wearing White During Winter?

The democrat broads all wore white...I didn't get it. I'm a dumb dumb, someone will have to explain it. But I didn't like it. It's winter. You don't wear white in winter. I'm a dude and I know that. It's a spring colour.

Maybe I'm out of touch. I don't know anymore. But to me it would be like wearing a seersucker suit in February.

Maybe communists see fashion differently. Yet another strike against them, frankly.

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I went out on the weekend and pulled a bird. It reminded me why I had stopped going out to pull birds. They bug you after.

Eh, I kinda like this one. She has Strahan teeth, I don't know what it's actually called, gap tooth I guess. I've always been into that look. I don't really like anything else about her. She isn't fat but her tits aren't huge and she didn't let loose during sex. Some chicks do that when you are 'new'.

I want to talk about that phenomenon actually, because it has happened to me more times than I care to remember and it always makes me laugh inside my head. I get a girl home who I have known for a scant few hours, and she's down to fuck and we start fucking, but she doesn't go all out because...she doesn't want me to think she's a slut or whatever? Like, you know what I mean? And to them it makes perfect sense.

I've shared this before, I think, but the example I always think of in my head is this one time where I had matched with this chick on Tinder, got her number within 3 messages, got her to meet me within 5 texts, picked her up at the bus stop, drove her over to my place, had her sucking my dick within the hour, and she looks up at me, takes my cock out of her mouth, and tells me she doesn't fuck on the first date, she's not that type of girl. Like, she has tears in her eyes because I've been throat fucking her, but she isn't that type of girl.

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People don't you know don't you know it's bout that time