Thursday, December 6, 2018

Feel Good Post Of The Week

Submitted without comment:

“Upon police arrival, officers found Bates in the bathroom with the door open while masturbating and simultaneously attempting to penetrate his anus with the handle of the toilet bowl scrubber,” borough Police Chief Kenneth Ehrenberg said in a statement.
“This act was witnessed by several adult females who were in the office,” he added.

And to think, when I want to add a little spice, I use my left hand. So pedestrian. 

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