Wednesday, November 21, 2018

The Only Thing I Miss About Twitter Is Kantbot





I had a buddy contact me the other day to tell me that they were asking where I went, on twitter. It's nice to be missed. It only took the people a year to realize I was gone...

I say this in all sincerity: ya'll can get fucked.

Here is the definitive list of people I still sometimes look up using twitter search: Rubbertrout (who has gone full commie, and it breaks my heart), akaRCN (Who has always been a commie but I don't mind because he's always been a commie), and Sap (or officially MacSapintosh, who may or may not be a commie, but I just find interesting).

That's the list. Sorry if you didn't make it.

(I will search up Mr. Wilson too from time to time but he's all "Read my shit in the Athletic", which I don't have a subscription for, so the twitter feed is of limited value. But he's the OG so mad respec)

I don't think I am coming back. I tried after I got banned, but they must have my phone on file, so after a minute they banned that account. I'm like banned banned. I'd need a new phone. I'm not married and cheat like crazy but I'm open about it so I don't need a burner phone. So I haven't gotten a new phone and I doubt I will.

I know you all miss my takes, because it's what you are thinking but can't say because of society blah blah blah. It is what it is.

I'm in the 200's now. Holla if you hear me.

1 comment:

  1. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah

    you're a grown man without wife or kids but you write a blog post about not having a burner phone. good lord that is pathetic.

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