Friday, November 23, 2018

I Got A Strippers Phone Number Last Night

Brothers birthday. After dinner went to ESQ, because it's close to the house.

Thursday strippers aren't the greatest. When we walked in there was a fat mexican on stage. Not my bag of tea.

Anyway, we are sitting there, and this girl comes up to me, and I've been in enough places I can tell an off duty stripper when I see one, and she says to me "you're in my spot, you gotta move."

What a great opener. Women can't open, because they don't have to usually, so I was impressed with this one. I told her she would have to fight me for it, and I was actually a little nervous about if I would win it because pretty girls usually don't looks so tough (That's a Prince line, btw. Prince has lots of good lines, google his lyrics and use them). She laughed and said she was going to let me off this time because I was cute. Awww, that was sweet of her.

I said thank you and played it cool, like I get called cute by off duty strippers all the time. She was glancing at me through my remaining time at the club (I think I only stayed an hour), so when I went to leave I walked up and told her it was rude to stare, but she could make up for it by taking me out for coffee. She laughed and I got her number.

I thought I did pretty well. The caveat being it's a stripper, so who knows.

She sent me a snap chat thing, I got it when I woke up this morning. It was her trying to be sexy. My response, like yours should be when you get sexy pics, was "messy room".

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