Thursday, November 29, 2018

19 Year Old Flaked On Me, Wants To Bang Tonight

I was supposed to take a young lady to the hockey game tomorrow. A nice date.

She texts me that she can't go. I know it's beta to confirm plans, but I'm glad I confirmed plans.

"I can't go. Sorry...what are you doing tonight?"

Geeze. Women. Adam should never have let Eve out of his sight.

So I got a 19 year old who wants to bang. I should wrap it up but I won't. She's white. White girls don't get STD's unless they are coal burners. Who knows but the lord, but in Calgary you are semi safe.

I kinda would have preferred to take her to the game, because there are guys on my hockey team who sit by me, and I always like to show off the kittens. But a lay is a lay.

I actually wanted to watch the Raptors play the Warriors. Can you believe I'm lamenting having to bang a chick over watching an NBA game? But that's the attitude you need to have. Chicks dig it. She got the tingles when I initially told her I wanted to watch the game over banging her. "Who is this guy?"

You gotta get them thinking that. Who is this guy? Why does he think he can act this way? If he thinks he can act this way, he must act this way. If he acts this way this must be normal for him. If this is normal for him he must be good with girls. If he's good with girls then I want to fuck him.

There are a lot of girls, but there are only a couple of girls. If you get that, you get it. If you don't, I probably don't have the ability to explain it to you.

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The other thing I've been doing is calling hot chicks fat. Not like "HEY YOURE FAT WHATS YOUR NUMBER", but like "Oh, you are going to eat more fries?"

Subtle, unless they bring their weight up. If they bring up their weight, it's a trap. They want you to not supplicate. If you go with "no baby you're beautiful" then you lose. Chump response. I go with "Yeah, maybe could lose X amount of pounds". I would not use this on girls who are plain. 8's and up. Maybe can do it on a 7 but I haven't tried it on that, I've used it on hot chicks. Hot chicks seem to be responding to it well. The trick is to stick to your guns. And have a wry smile on your face.

Your mileage may vary. I have jewish bantz so I'm probably better equipped to deploy it than most. lulz

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Go out this weekend and talk to some girls. Talk to them as if you have fucked them before, or talk to them as if you don't want to fuck them. I feel as if you should know this.









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