First off, lets get to what is important: I scored in rec league this week.
I may have been a minus 5 and my team may have lost but what the fuck do I care I scored!
Ok, now that the important shit is handled, let's get to the shitty tweets I can't tweet out because some nazi locked my account out.
well, nazi or feminist looking for pipe or a faggot. I insult a lot of people.
98.5 FM in Calgary... I like how they play four songs all day long, on a loop. It's great. You can turn it on at an old folks home where it never gets old.
That's a clumsy Alzheimer joke.
Look... I can't even believe this needs to be said... Mr. Yost does not hate your team. His excel spreadsheet does not hate your team. Who hurt you? Do you need a hug??
The Flames are fluke. THEY HAVE BOUMA PLAYING IN THE TOP SIX ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING MORONS THEY ARE FLUKEY AS SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
That doesn't make it any less fun. In fact, it makes it more fun. We have the favour of the hockey gods at the moment. It's tits!
But that doesn't change the fact that it is flukey. Who cares? Enjoy it. But some of these people are acting like ISIS at an art show featuring exhibits of Mo. Get a fucking grip.
What you people should be geeking out over is this chart. WARNING NSFW:
Look how MEGASTAR Gio and Brodie are. These guys are chocolate syrup covered clit good. It's a great foundation for...say it with me...STANLEY CUP CALIBRE TEAM.
You read that right.
Now I'm not saying this year. But in two years? Why not.
DB Theory of Hockey states you need four legit good forwards, and two legit good defenceman. Well, we got the defenceman part already. Gio might even re-sign with us! And so, we just need four forwards...
Monahan...John Hockey...Bennett...Backlund? Hey I'm not saying I'm just saying.
And we already have excellent depth options on the forward ranks. Cheap guys who can play a role.
It's going to get really sexy in the next couple of years. Hey just in time for them to beg for public financing for a new stadium!
Furthermore I think Peter Loubardias should be fired.
She's making pearls.
(That's a joke about sand in the clam)