He sounds like Olli Jokinen. He probably has a career ahead of him butchering commercials for Country Hills Toyota. If only he would just sober up.
And what an update.
So if you had him arrested for "Beating his woman after several days of drinking' on your bingo card, you win!
...And his woman doesn't want to press charged. Because Scott loves her and this is so out of character and we just don't know him like she does. Or something.
Hey, we are Flames fans. So don't judge. We can relate to the psychology.