Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Boo Rene Bourque

Rene Bourque is so lazy he doesn't even know French.

Honestly, I can't stress how enjoyable not having Rene Bourque on the team has been. I don't even know what it is, because the team didn't exactly become world beaters with Bourques departure.

Wait, I know. It's because I don't have to watch someone with all the physical tools in the world float around the ice anymore. Well, besides Jarome, that is.

Also I always hated that extension. Vindication is always nice. First Loubo, then Rene, and soon Ken King and Jay Feaster. And once King is gone, Rob Kerr will no longer be allowed to ruin Flames game broadcasts. There is light at the end of this tunnel, friends.

But back to the topic at hand, which is Rene. Because lets face it, there is only one reason to be watching this game tonight, and that is because it is the return of Rene. The playoffs are done, notwithstanding what the salesmen on the FAN960 want to sell you. The team is boring to watch, and while it is an original six matchup, Montreal doesn't have that same jazz to it when they are dead last in their conference. Maybe you want to get another look at all the Heat players who aren't good enough to contribute in a meaningful way to the club next year?

But for the majority of us, the only compelling reason to watch (on mute, with the radio on so one can hear HOF Maher instead of the human Quaalude that is Rob Kerr) is to get one last glimpse of that famous Rene Bourque Indifference.

Hey guys, remember when the Flames had a trip to Nashville earlier in the year, and Rene Bourque got the Tootsie Flu? That's my favourite Rene Bourque Doesn't Care story. But there are others. Remember when he took that lazy penalty late in that game? Remember when he took that dirty cheap shot on that player in that one game? Remember that one time when he lost the board battle to a smaller player? Remember how, in that one game, he seemed to be easily cowed from going into the scoring area?

Of course you don't. Because that shit happened in almost every game Bourque suited up for.

I'm looking back at the stats, and you have to wonder what happened. Back to back 50+ point seasons, 25+ goals, and over 200 shots. And this season he is on pace for less than 200 shots, less than 20 goals, and less than 30 points.  

It's the curse of the 'Big Frame'. Bourque is a living monument to frustration; People who play see Rene, and they think "If I had that body" or "If I had those hands" and they imagine what they would do if they had been blessed the same way Rene has been. And everyone imagines the bull they would be. And then they open their eyes and look at Rene and see not a bull, but a steer.

Which is why it has been so enjoyable not having to watch his ass waste space in a Calgary Flames uniform. And which is why it is going to so cathartic, which seems an appropriate word, to boo Rene Bourque when he makes his return to the Saddledome tonight.

To me, this isn't even a question. The club extended a player, and the players level of play dropped off after the extension. To me, that is a boo-able offense. Plain and simple. Add to that all the embarrassment Bourque caused the jersey to suffer with his stupid, lazy, selfish, and dirty play, and really, the debate should be: Boo Rene Bourque continuously, or only whenever he touches the puck?

I caught this little interview Rene gave when he got traded, and some funny things were mentioned in it. 

Rene Bourque on his game: "Every player is different and every game is different. Some-times you get a lot of hits in a game and sometimes you don't. I am a big body, so I try and get in a little on the forecheck and make some hits when we are getting the puck in deep. I just want to play a solid two-way game. I have some offensive skill, but I need to play good defence and be a solid two-way forward."

Rene Bourque on whether or not he is a dirty player:  "You have to be a little bit careful. I have never been a dirty player, but I got caught twice there in a few weeks and it kind of changes the reputation pretty quick. But I am not really worried about it. Both of the plays weren't intentional, they were just accidents. So, hopefully, I learn from them and move on."

Furthermore, I think Peter Loubardias Ken King should be fired.


  1. The forgotten manMarch 6, 2012 at 1:37 PM

    The human Quaalude Rob Kerr...DB you owe me an iPad screen cleaning for that one or maybe my bad eating soup while reading your post. Our lawyers can talk.

  2. From the National Post:

    “(Former Calgary GM) Darryl Sutter’s biggest mistake was giving Bourque a long-term contract,” a Calgary broadcaster said. “You could see his give-a-s–t meter swing right down to zero. If there was ever a guy who should be on a series of oneyear deals -”

    A writer who has covered the Flames for a while recalled Mike Keenan, Bourque’s first coach in Calgary, predicted the rookie out of the University of Wisconsin “would turn into another Rick Tocchet, Cam Neely or – I forget the third guy Keenan mentioned.”

    “Matt Stajan?” a wag suggested.

  3. cheng1009
    tory burch shoes, http://www.toryburchshoesoutlet.com/
    prada handbags, http://www.pradahandbagsoutlet.co.uk/
    oakley sunglasses wholesale, http://www.oakleysunglasses-wholesale.us.com/
    christian louboutin online, http://www.christianlouboutinonline.us.com/
    michael kors factory outlet, http://www.discountuggboots.in.net/
    wellensteyn jackets, http://www.barbour.us.com/
    hermes belt, http://www.hermesbelts.us/
    barbour coats, http://www.canadagoosecanada.com/
    hermes outlet, http://www.hermesoutletstore.us.com/
    coach handbags, http://www.coachhandbagsoutletonline.us.com/
    louis vuitton outlet, http://www.louisvuittonoutletstore.name/
    replica handbags, http://www.replicahandbag.us.com/
    michael kors outlet, http://www.michaelkorsoutletonlinestores.us.com/
    prada shoes, http://www.pradashoes.us/
    nike air force 1, http://www.airforce1.us.com/
    ray ban, http://www.occhiali-rayban.it/
    cheap michael kors handbags, http://www.cheapmichaelkorshandbag.in.net/
    snow boots, http://www.wintercoats.us.com/
    louis vuitton handbags, http://www.louisvuittonhandbagsoutlet.co.uk/
    ralph lauren outlet, http://www.ralphlaurenoutlet.in.net/
    hermes bags, http://www.hermesbags.co.uk/

  4. http://www.domebeers.com/2015/04/second-look-at-mcgrattan.html?showComment=1449020979681#c6645889523428708576

  5. Our Buccaneers House Flag hangs vertically and provides a top sleeve for insertion of your flagpole. The Buccaneers House Flag measures 28x42 inches, is constructed of 2-ply polyester, and both sides are dye sublimated with the NFL team logo as shown.The house flag for Buccaneers has a liner sewn between its two polyester sides, therefore, this flag is viewable and readable correctly on both sides.Hang your Buccaneers House Flag with our banner pole or fly it with our 5' wood flagpole and adjustable flag bracket.
    dallas cowboys american flag
    cowboys stars and stripes flagsHouston Oilers stars and stripes flags
    Miami Dolphins banners, House Divided Flags,Sports Flags 3x5, Sports flags and banners,nfl House Divided Flags

  6. Il collare del kit Galatasaray 16-17 è tutto arancione e viene fornito con una linea rossa che corre lungo la parte posteriore. 1905 è scritto sul retro del colletto della camicia 2016-17 casa Galatasaray per commemorare l’anno di fondazione del club.maglie calcio 2017,
    maglie calcio poco prezzo, comprar Maglia Atletico Madrid
    Maglia Barcelona 2017 vendita