Saturday, December 3, 2011

Strictly For The Ladies

Meet the underwear wearing shit peddlers ruining Ken King, Jay Feaster, and Jarome Iginla's day.


 Say hello to Darren Dreger. Known as 'The Insider' to the legions of hockey fans who tune into his appearances on TSN to hear about the latest hockey gossip of the day, it may be somewhat of a surprise to know he is a proud member of the underwear blogging community. But did you really think he sits up at the TSN desk with suit pants on? CK's all the way, baby.

Bruce Garrioch, you sexy thang. This one will come as less of a shock to you, as Loose Bruce actually does have a blog. With a body like that, however, he eschews Moms basement and does his blogging from the lucky dime's bed he happens to be in that night.

When Jay Feaster talks about underwear wearing bloggers living in their moms basement starting Jarome Iginla trade rumours, he is most assuredly not talking about Diane Francis's pride and joy. The frequent guest of CBC's Hot Stove would never go on TV and say something like unnamed sources close to Iginla say he wants to be traded. He is too much of a respected journalist to do something like that.

Bob Mackenzie may or may not deserve to be here based on his underwear bloggin', but he definitely makes the list based on the strength of his abs. Stay vieny, big guy.

Furthermore, I think Peter Loubardias Ken King should be fired.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Better

But still, no posting.

Tomorrow maybe. We will see how that goes.

Everyone is waiting to see what the team does against the Jackets anyways, right?

Oh wait. Minor controversy that isn't really one.

You follow us on twitter? You should. We are super shiny.

Yesterday we tweeted: "So just told the QR guys that Ken King wanted him to shop Jarome when he was GM."

Because he did. Of course we are paraphrasing what the man said, and what the man said was basically that King had come up to him and asked him about whether or not they should see what Jarome was worth on the trade market, and he told King, again paraphrasing, that Jarome is a human, and if word got out he would respond like a human, and be upset and all that.

Anyways, Button said we were inaccurate.

Button: That's not accurate. We discussed exploring the value for Jarome. It was an internal discussion that was never put into action.

Which, whatever, you know? "We discussed exploring the value for Jarome. It was an internal discussion that was never put into action." sounds a lot like "Ken King wanted him (Button) to shop Jarome when he was GM." to us, but then again, we are simple pamphleteers.

Enjoy the game, everybody. God, we almost said that with a straight face. These guys are boring as shit to watch, eh? We have turned to taking a drink whenever our guys turn the puck over. Also, one drink for whenever you notice Stajan is out on the ice.

Speaking of Stajan, he should be getting fed PP time so he can get hot and the team can trade his ass to the Habs. Those idiots traded for Gomez, how hard could it be to convince them that Stajan just needs a change in scenery?

Furthermore, I think Peter Loubardias Ken King should be fired.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Sick

Light posting.

Furthermore, I think Peter Loubardias Ken King should be fired.