Thursday, December 1, 2011

Better

But still, no posting.

Tomorrow maybe. We will see how that goes.

Everyone is waiting to see what the team does against the Jackets anyways, right?

Oh wait. Minor controversy that isn't really one.

You follow us on twitter? You should. We are super shiny.

Yesterday we tweeted: "So just told the QR guys that Ken King wanted him to shop Jarome when he was GM."

Because he did. Of course we are paraphrasing what the man said, and what the man said was basically that King had come up to him and asked him about whether or not they should see what Jarome was worth on the trade market, and he told King, again paraphrasing, that Jarome is a human, and if word got out he would respond like a human, and be upset and all that.

Anyways, Button said we were inaccurate.

Button: That's not accurate. We discussed exploring the value for Jarome. It was an internal discussion that was never put into action.

Which, whatever, you know? "We discussed exploring the value for Jarome. It was an internal discussion that was never put into action." sounds a lot like "Ken King wanted him (Button) to shop Jarome when he was GM." to us, but then again, we are simple pamphleteers.

Enjoy the game, everybody. God, we almost said that with a straight face. These guys are boring as shit to watch, eh? We have turned to taking a drink whenever our guys turn the puck over. Also, one drink for whenever you notice Stajan is out on the ice.

Speaking of Stajan, he should be getting fed PP time so he can get hot and the team can trade his ass to the Habs. Those idiots traded for Gomez, how hard could it be to convince them that Stajan just needs a change in scenery?

Furthermore, I think Peter Loubardias Ken King should be fired.

3 comments:

  1. Button is playing semantics with me on twitter. How many tentacles does Ken King have?

    Anyways, we lost. Admit it, you knew, in your bones, that we would.

    Jarome should have been used in the shootout. I dont care if he is 0 for 50 in the shootout. Here is the thing: Nobody on the Flames that has had a legit amount of attempts is over 50%, are they?

    Sometimes you have to roll the dice and gamble, and not play the percentages. The team is reeling, it just chocked away a lead to the bottom dwellers of the league. At home. Team and fans needed something to rally around. Putting the captain out in the shootout may have provided a spark. I honestly think it was stupid not to do so.

    Symbols have power, and the captian on the shootout is a symbol. If he doesnt score, no loss, he never scores. But if he does score...who knows, maybe you would have gotten a boost emotionally.

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  2. I really enjoyed your label for this post.

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  3. RTPIC?

    I'm just waiting for the Oil game on the 10th. Will be my first flamer game of the year. Damn you @babytrout and your impact on my social life.

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