Not to worry though. We will use 'Shots For/Shots Against' instead.
According to the NHL, the Flames have a paltry 37 shots for, and have given up 72 shots against. As much as we all think the Flames suck, and as much as we realize there is not necessarily a correlation between payroll and performance, there is no way in hell that a $62 million dollar hockey team produces that ratio of shots for/shots against based on talent alone. (We desperately hope.)
The reason a team would put up a ratio like that, or rather, what a ratio like that indicates, is a lack of effort on behalf of the Country Club.
Last place. Dead fucking last.
Now, either the Flames are the least talented team in the league, or they are half-assing their way through the start of the season.
The Flames are bums. QED.
Furthermore, I think