The Foot Clan

Feaster: After one split squad pre-season game, I can say unequivocally that Paul Byron will be on the roster come opening day. Bartschi, too.
King: So we are here to ask you for permission to send down Matt Stajan and Nik Hagman to the minors.
Edwards: But that would cost me $6.5 million dollars!
King/Feaster: But Byron and Bartschi scored points in a pre-season game...
Edwards: This is what I get for taking money from the Red Chinese, isn't it?

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Furthermore, I think Peter Loubardias Ken King should be fired.