Anyways, we digress. Why the fuck are we talking Blue Jays after that glorious beatdown of the Riders in their house? Because, as the title alluded too, Sports Magic! Motherfuckers!
His first AB back home, and that one is outta here. Goosebumps, people, goosebumps.
(Hey, what is the Blue Jays closer doing out there on the mound in the second inning?)
Also...Ugh. If the Cubs don't sign Pujols or Fielder, this could be the final straw.
Furthermore, I think