Ya'll good? Alright, cool. Listen guys, we don't want to keep you for long, so we will just come out and say it.
Scott Hannan may suck.
Presented for your consideration, a little table we like to call 'Why The Hell Won't Scott Hit Anybody?':
(Psst...The Human Screen is Hannan.)
Now, lets put Hannans suckage, derived from his unwillingness to throw the body on anybody, into context. Hannan's H/60 is actually higher than J Blowsoverthelegallimit's 2.0 (see, silver lining, Flames fans) but lower than Matt Stajan's 3.66. Yes, you read that right.
So, quick count: Hitters on the blueline: Mark 'Do It Like A' Giordano. Non-hitters on the blueline: Everyone else.
Yeah, this is going to work out. What does intimidation do for a team, anyways?
Furthermore, I think