Monday, August 8, 2011

Buy! Sell! Jump!

So we are coming in here to talk sports with ya'll and OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO THE STOCK MARKETS OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT!

The best part of this whole scenario is that the really important people, the guys who are the stars of the Wall Street casino all take their vacations in August. So this shit is braking out when the people most equipped to deal with it are on a beach somewhere. Fate is the king of comedy.

Also, inflation alert! Here is a great quote by the easy money man himself, Mr. Greenspan: "The United States can pay any debt it has because we can always print money to do that. So there is zero probability of default." Which is great news for anyone with a savings account. You know, when we was thuggin yungins' we was told you should save your money. They say the poles might switch in 2012, but fuck that, they changed already. Savers are deadbeats, yo. Best go out and by something expensive now, and watch as inflation turns that debt into a deal.

And how dumb do you feel right now if you are a supporter of the Eurozone? What an obnoxiously bad idea sharing a single currency among real nations like Germany and second and third world nations like Italy and Greece turned out to be. But hey, Utopia! right?

Europe fucking sucks (sex joke?). Yeah, it's one of those days.

Turned on the FANs morning show today, and what do we hear? Andrew Walker is reading off a draft list. Reading off a draft list from like five years ago. And he is reading it, like from number one on down. He is at like number 11 when we tune in, and he just keeps going. 'Oh this guy drafted 18th overall is a bust, this guy drafted 20th overall, he is a bust'. Thank the lord Dowbiggin was there to babysit the situation, because we got the impression Walker was going to keep reading on down to the third round.

Does anybody find this shit interesting? At all?

There was a rumour floating around that Peter Loubardias was fired because he was an asshole, because he was difficult to work with on a personal level. That has to be true, because since Richards left, the morning show has been terrible, and SNET doesn't seem to think that is a problem. That your level of performance can't get you fired at SNET, but your relationship with the people in the truck can, probably speaks volumes about why the quality of the product is what it is.

Anyways, our mistake for taking it off the AM1060.

Eagerly awaiting the Calgary scribes to start writing this story about Matt Stajan.

Do it Johnson, fucking do it!

Lastly, Tiger Wood's needs to employ a pornstar as his new caddy.

Do it Tiger, fucking do it!

Furthermore, I think liquidity traps are awesome!


  1. And we did indeed go below 1140 on the S&P. You're welcomes to all. As I look now we have 200 points left to lose to get to 10600 on the DOW. Let's make it happen it, traders!

    The sky falling is going to be so much more fun the second time around