Thursday, July 7, 2011

10 Glasses Of Ice Cold Milskey

-Sung to the beat of '10 rounds with Jose Cuervo", by Tracy Byrd.

10 Glasses Of Ice Cold Milskey.

I walked in and the game just started,
Cory Sarich couldn't carry a puck in a bucket.
Teams on a mission to make the playoffs but
I thought no way, they look like they are skating through mucus.

But after one glass of ice cold Milskey,
I started cheering even though the team was getting beat.
And after two glasses of ice cold Milskey,
The blue line certainly looked full of puck movers to me.

During intermission Feaster came down to dance,
When he should have been offering Stamkos an offer sheet.
Iggy said "Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed your prance,
But whenever you jiggle I'm reminded of 04's memory."

Then after three glasses of ice cold Milskey,
I saw Kipper lead the team out onto the ice.
And after four glasses of ice cold Milskey,
I wondered with Reggie gone with who will the Molson girls get nice?

Well, round glass five, around glass six,
I think I saw Stajan being effective with the stick.
After glass seven, or was it eight?
I swear I saw Stajan win a bloody puck race!

And after nine glasses of ice cold Milskey,
Free agents were counting Calgary out but Calgary wasn't about to give in.
Then after ten glasses of ice cold Milskey,
The organization started awarding NMC's and trading draft picks again!

Furthermore, I think Peter Loubardias should be fired.

2 comments:

  1. *commences slow clap*

    WHY WON'T BLOGGER RECOGNIZE ME TO COMMENT ANYMORE?

    I hate the interweb.

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  2. Dude, it wont even let me comment, and I pay for the fucking site.

    I think this would have been better if I had actually recorded the thing to music. Aspiring bands who want to get on the radio, have at it.

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