Wednesday, April 20, 2011

There Might Not Be A Post Today

Because, like, dude... uhh, what? What were we talking about again? Dude. Cheezies, we need to get some cheezies. And some pickles, dude. Yeah dude, pickles, and like, and like, uhhh, dude. Dude, we need pickles and humus, man. And more bong hits, dude. Where's the bong at? Uhh, what? Dude, dude, look at our hand, dude...

Dude, the Flames, brah. What up with that? Total bummer, eh dude? Missing the playoffs totally harshes my mellow, dog.

*bong rip*

What up with that Bouwmeester dude, man? He looks like his mom cuts his hair. What a dork, dude. And like, dude, we hit the bong more in 25 minutes than Bouwmeester hits opposition players. But, like, uhh...like dude, at the same time, Bouwmeester is like our favourite player man. Yeah, like, after the bong hits dude, you know, you get hungry, and if there is one thing you can count on Bouwmeester for, dude, is that he will supply the turnovers. Turnovers are so good, dude.

*bong rip*

Uhh, what? Haha, yeah.

*bong rip*

Dude, everyone keeps talking about how soft Stajan is, but like, man, we don't get it, brah. Matt Stajan took more hits to the head this year than Cheech & Chong at a Sublime concert.

*bong rip*

Yo, what happened to Hagman, dude? He is totally not the player we thought we were getting. It's so narly, man, the way he doesn't score anymore. Did he forget? Did Hagman forget how to...uhh, sorry. What were we talking about, dude?

*bong rip*

Clitsome is a free agent. Hahahahaha. Dude, Clitsome. The Flames should, like, totally sign him, and pair him with Sarich. We could have a Sarich Clitsome, dude.

*bong rip*

Giordano. Whoah dude. Gio-dano. G-i-o-r-d-a-n-o. What a cool name, dude. Uh, what? Haha, Gio.

*bong rip*

Dude, could Feaster eat Ken King? Labinjo could probably eat them both.

*bong rip*

Bits for 420 should probably be written before 4 o clock on April 20th.

*bong rip*

Furthermore, I think Peter Loubardias should be fired. Ken King as well.

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