Sunday, March 7, 2010

The Week Ahead

Next week on

- Observation of the Lovecraft-esque crawl through shit that is the remainder of the season

- Vacation

- Coaching Adventures of Brent Sutter

- Roman Turek Profile In Courage Award
Your humble correspondent is out of the city for most of this week. I'm going to Hog City, the Big Smog, or what I like to call it, Dante's Limbo (it's not hell, it's not heaven, it's just shitty and grey. Also, the people are plastic. Yum). Family obligations. Fuck I hate those guys (It's a joke, relax).

I might get a fill in writer, I might not. The fill in writer, if there is one, may talk about hockey, or may not. I have yet to decide. I personally like the crazy, so we will see if I can find someone who I think can be true to the voice of this site. Otherwise we will be dead from Tuesday - Monday. Don't self abort, Domebeer-aholics. You can live with the shakes for a week. Man up.
More shit? Fuck yeah. Ever go to fiveholefanatics? It breaks down the games, you know, using observation. In other words, it is the complete opposite of the IPCC. Why am I pimping? Simple. If you check out Fiveholes, you will see that we scored on the majority of our scoring chances. Which happens all the time in the NHL...

To be honest, I was very surprised that the Flames went out and won that game for Brent. Maybe there is some 'Man' in them boys. Would it be in bad taste to make a Theo joke after that line?

More funny? You people dont quit. Lets go with:

Furthermore, I think Peter Loubardias should be fired.