Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Loin Des Yeux, Loin Du Coeur

Domebeer-aholics, I have both great and terrible news. I also have Loubardias smack.

We will start with the Loubardias shit talk, because he deserves it. I am listening to the second best morning show in this city*, Richards show, and he has everyone's favourite 똥 자루, 정보, Pierre McGuire on. What does the fromage one have to say about last nights game, hmm?

The money paraphrase: Well, I watched it on the Detroit feed.

You can't really quote what you heard on radio, hence, money paraphrase. But that's pretty much what he said word for word - fuck it, let's get $100 with it - verbatim. People, Pierre may be a sack of shit, and information (go ahead and google translate that bad ass Korean), but even he cannot ignore the potent and heavy aura of suck that Loubardias not only possesses, but also seems to be able to project through the very television.

Is Pierre a Domebeer-aholic? If not now, it's only a matter of time. Site is dope, I will agree. More importantly, can Domebeers claim this as a victory against the innocuous and fucking boring Crypt Keeper? Does Ed Stelmach love him some goat ass (I also don't like politicians who never hold elections, it's that whole 'Tyrants should be shot' thing we have going on here)? Uhh, hells yeah.

Terrible news next. Someone needs to tell Colorado that we are ripping 6th place from them. The Flames have a long and storied history of doing fun things in the playoffs if they can just get through the first round (Wayne Gretzky is a fucking asshole, eh? We aren't going to mention that the Oilers used to be good). The easiest team to beat of the top 4 is clearly Vancouver. Vancouver is a fucking joke with a goalie who plays the same way as Cechmanek. Kessler? Kessler couldn't wash my balls. To play the emo's favourite team, we have to be 6th. Bye Colorado!

Also, Domebeers won't be back till Monday. Think of it as an excuse to get drink your sorrows away.

The great news? The Flames are fucking throwing down. Oh, yeah. I found this little bit of awesome:



Oooooooooooh Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah!

* The best morning show

Furthermore, I think Peter Loubardias should be fired.

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