Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Have You Seen This Man?

Missing Persons Report: David Moss


Name: David Moss
Born: 1981
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 200
Occupation: Hockey Player

Last Time Seen: The majority of reports have David last seen at the corner of 2008 - 2009 Season street. He was reported to be in the company of 20 goals and 19 assists. All observers testify to the fact that he handed the 20 goals and 19 assists over to one Darryl Sutter in exchange for 3.9 million dollars. Some concerned citizens have sworn they saw him on March 5, 2010, at the Saddledome, where it was reported he scored a goal.

Possible Locations: David Moss used to be able to be found in front of the oppositions hockey net, but has not been seen in those parts for quite some time. David also used to frequent the corners of the rink, but has also stopped going down there, for reasons unknown. Due to this, there is speculation you will be able to find David floating and ineffective at the peripheries of the oppositions offensive zone.

If Found: Please call 911 or 403-777-4646 if you have any information as to the whereabouts of one David Moss.
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Well, we all knew #3 was going to kill somebody eventually. Thank God that Langkow is a tough son of a bitch and wasn't going to let a little piece of vulcanized rubber fired at 80 plus miles an hour hitting his spine keep him from walking. Mans game, Mr. Langkow. The Domebeers crew wishes you a fast recovery.

In unrelated news, Conroy is the only guy on this team that can win a faceoff now. Mazel Tuv, GM Sutter.

Oh, and Flames, even if your not making the Playoffs, could you still act like you care? I mean, you are still charging for tickets, after all. How you guys look at yourselves in the mirror after Minnesota is beyond me. Good to see Chucky Kobasew show up for a Flames game. Thanks for that.

Furthermore, I think Peter Loubardias should be fired.

3 comments:

  1. You photoshopped that, right? I don't remember a game against the Oil this year where David Moss wore the A. The gamesheets don't have it either.

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  2. Well, I didnt photoshop it, I got it off the google image, but certianly, the A on the shoulder had me scratching my head too.

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